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Biggest Revelations From The Anonymous Trump Official’s New Book

A Warning, the new book by an anonymous writer identified as “a senior Trump administration official” that purports to be a critical look at the Donald Trump presidency, was published November 19. The Onion takes a look at the biggest revelations from the anonymous official’s new book.


Trump fails to hide his character weaknesses and lack of intellectual acumen as adeptly as past presidents.


Several senior administration officials considered resigning en masse in 2018 to protest Trump’s behavior, but decided to wait for a time when it also wouldn’t make a difference.


The White House has only one bathroom.


Frequent unrelated asides explaining how it’s a good idea for the U.S. to go to war with Iran.


Trump’s animosity toward the Federal Reserve stems from a fundamental disagreement over the nature of monetary policy, as his own research into the new classical model confirms a hypothesis that business growth is not substantially affected by central bank activity.


One time the author saw two Barrons playing cards with each other.


GOP officials are willing to replace Trump as 2020 candidate if it ever seems like the Democrats are serious about competing.


The main reason Trump’s critics have been unable to persuade his supporters to abandon him is because they haven’t quoted Cicero enough.


Print still pretty profitable if you know how to play your cards right.


Stephen Miller meets with Dracula in the confusing epilogue setting up the sequel.

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